Take it to the Streets

Complex magazine, a publication that focuses on all aspects of men’s lifestyle, blogged on the possibility of Eliot Spitzer remaining in office if he just learned some tips from the streets:

Considering he was the Attorney General of New York and busted up a few hooker and drug rings in his day – giving him intimate knowledge of evidence gathering and building a case – makes him even stupider for getting busted with any cell phone records whatsoever.

The blog goes even further to say that he could have prevented exposure had he watched HBO’s The Wire, in which he would have learned to utilize disposable phones.

Client-9 should have applied some covert common sense and bought himself a bunch of pre-paid throwaways like most responsible drug retailers do … Plus he could have went a step further and only texted, further reducing any identifying trace, since his voice wouldn’t have been captured like a fingerprint.

With that, a list of the “sleek” cell phones were recommended from different carriers that offered pre-paid options, with text-messaging capabilities, of course.

So to any aspiring political agent, or to anyone who is already a member, make sure to consult Complex for tips on getting away with nearly everything.

Or to any aspiring poptart trying to make it into the limelight by any means necessary, at least you'll know the reason for discretion, and the means to bring others into the limelight with you -- whether they like it, or not.

Peace.

edit: I decided to remove the poptitute's (you like?) picture because I didn't want to give her anymore exposure than she is already getting. A link would suffice.